Hands down, my favorite recurring joke.You forgot one
I will never trust any ‘ally’ who talks about how we “need” them
That’s shit we hear from our abusers, thanks
That’s called manipulation, power play, emotional blackmail
this is so brilliant and succinct - i never thought about the why of why that was so shitty before. wow.
""you’re nothing without me"
"you achieved ‘xyz’ because of me"
"you’re not strong enough"
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
the actual finished? version I guess for the sake of being on my tumblr
I’m not sure if it’s really prescriptivism to tell people whether to use “you’re” or “your”.
It’s super annoying and quite rude, but telling them so isn’t preventing language change because the language isn’t really making a turn in a certain direction with that. Everyone who uses written English knows the difference, so calling someone out on a small mistake is just being mean. If it were changing, people would choose one and only use it, rather than randomly switching between the two.
Not necessarily - changes can often start with two formerly-distinct forms becoming used interchangeably, and eventually dropping one or the other once the original distinction is completely erased.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
i want body shape options in wow
like, really large/masculine female
or really petite/danty male
you dont know how badly i want a large beefcake female orc ok
juST LIKE “YOU THING YOU GOT GUNS, BOY? *FLEXES SO STRONG SHIRT IS TORN APART* CHECK THESE OUT LITTLE MAN”
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEE
The fattest blood elf you have ever seen.
One of the stranger ways that my gender and sexuality affect my life is that they restrict what kind of religion I’m comfortable with practicing. (Don’t worry, this is not an evangelizing or religion-bashing post.)
After several years of searching, I identified with Stoicism, an old Greek…
J, I’d be curious to hear your thoughts on this since you’re both homosexual and a Wiccan…
Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters
I didn’t know I needed this.
*Rubbing this all over my face*
Reblog if you feel it’s okay to unfollow blogs who post too much triggering content for the sake of yourself.
My friend is starting to get panic attacks ever times she sees a triggering picture, but she doesn’t want to unfollow them because she thinks she’s being rude and selfish. It isn’t if it’s for your own mental health, right? I need to be backed up here.
it would be nice if you could send the person a note saying why you unfollowed as well - but yeah don’t follow people who aren’t good at tagging things you need tagged
I’ve unfollowed people for forgetting to tag things that I needed tagged. (I’ve unfollowed people for much less serious reasons, too, like that half their posts are about a fandom I don’t care about.)
I am completely okay with people unfollowing me for any reason. It’s not selfish to unfollow me for your own mental health. It’s also not selfish to unfollow me if you’re just not interested in the things I post.